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VROOM! YEAH!
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I WILL END YOU.
YOUR LIFE IS FORFEIT.
YOU WILL BE DESTROYED.
YOUR LIFE IS AT ITS END.
I WILL KILL YOU.
YOU'RE DOOMED.
YOU WILL BE DESTROYED.
I WILL TAKE YOUR SOUL.
ALL YOUR SOUL ARE BELONG TO ME.
TO ME! TO ME! TO ME!
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Living in violence has taken its toll
I submit a survey for an online poll
Do Kill? No? Yes?
I answer YES 'cause kill is the BEST
Your blood will run thick like feces
A fecal matter has befallen our species
The plumbing of society is our test
Flush out the Jews or die like the rest
Salty tears the Jews have shed
Salt the fries deep-fried in dread
None will weep for Mary's bane
Muhammad will rise again
Israelies. Jews in the harbor.
Cyberbullies. Nicole Arbor.
Simple on the surface, but no longer
These are just some of the demons lord Satan is after
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Vampyre Bat, Vampyre Bat
Vampyre Bat, Vampyre Story
Vampyre Bat is a Story
That I will tell you because I like it alot
Hi, I'm pat. I'm not a bat.
This is for all the girls who called me fat.
Most of you like the attractive guys.
But there's more to me than meets the eyes.
I may not be the best looker,
But you can still my hooker!
I promise I an be nice to you.
Give me a chance, I want you to...
TRY ME OUT. TRY ME OUT.
TRY ME OUT. TR-TR-TR-TRY ME OUT.
TRY ME OUT. TRY ME OUT.. please?
TRY ME OUT. Please! TRY ME PLEASE!
Come on guys.. I mean girls?
I'm so lonely.. can't just one you try me out?
Can somebody please try me!
Oh... I'll try ya...
IN A COURT OF LAW!
Pat Peterson Bat
Welcome to Bat Court!
You know the rules. You know the law.
You here hereby charged with being a bat!
Crimes include: Nocturnalism. Flight. Being a rodent.
Posession of wing membrane, posession of tail membrane
Posession of fur, bat ears, bat eyes, and bat toes, to name a few.
Not to mention, aggrivated bat-sault, resisting bat-arrest, and battery.
How do you plead?
It wasn't me officer. Umm, err. You a got the wrong guy.
I'm not a bat. Was it him? Umm. Would a bat lie to a bat?
GUILTY! YOU ARE FOUND GUILTY IN THIS COURT! GUILTY!
Court is dismissed.
Objection!
YOU! Where were you at scene of the crime!?!
What's happening?
Were you or were you not a bat at the scene of the BAT!?!
I'm a person! Just leave me alone!
BETTER A BAT THAN A RAT!!!
Mummy!
What is the meaning of this, Bat-dective?
This bat is innocent.
How can it be?
He did not know. It didn't know a bat. He didn't know himself. He's a bat for all time.
Impossible!
He was a bat before he was a bat
He was a bat before he was a bat bat bat.
He was a bat before he was a bat
He was a bat before he was a bat bat bat.
Very well. You have convinced me. The bat is not the enemy!
What about us?
Rats! Rats! Rats! Rats!
Rats! Rats! Rats! Rats!
Rats! Rats! Rats! Rats!
Rats! Rats! Rats! Rats!
Never send a BAT to do a RAT's job!
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*gargling noises*
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I like your face! I like your face!
I like your face! I like your face! x2
I don't like your face! I don't like your face!
I don't like your face! I don't like your face! x2
I HATE YOUR FAAAAAAAAACEEEE!!!!!!!
BLEGH!
I want to smash your face into the ground until it bleeds!
And then I'll rip out all of your intestines through your knees!
And every boy or girl who's first initial starts with 'M'
I will change their last names to 'Night' and also SHYAMALAN!
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Jazz hands are in the air
A jazz band has got some flair
Let's talk about romantic issues
I like my new shoes..
Shelly brought me the shoes
I love her because she's less smelly than other girls!
I tried the shoes on and they fit
I like her quite a bit..
I also tell her "take my hand"
Also here is a boy band
OOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHH!
Shelly, I love yoou!
Even though you're a Jew!
I wouldn't trade thish love for the world.
Becuase you. Are. A girl.
Let me show you!
Our love is true!
A pillow or willow...
What should it be?
WHAT SHOULD IT BE?!
A pillow is greater than..
A willow is lesser than..
A pillow is greater than..
A willow is lesser than..
A pillow is greater than..
A willow is lesser than..
A pillow is greater than..
A willow.. A willow..
I want you on my pillow
So I can love you because its night
I like your face. I like your face!
I also like your..
Vagina etc. ~ Send it straight to..
China etc. ~ I promise I wont..
Heckle etc. ~ I'll give you all my..
Shekels etc. ~ love love love love
Oh Shelly baby! I love you through and through!
I give you my heart! My love! And my shekels!
I give you all of these shekels! SHEKELS!
I prove my love to your father, so that he may sell you into my posession!
Learn a life lesson in love!
Yeah! Yeah! Alright! Alright!
Uhuh! Oh, ooh! Yeah! Yeah!
Shelly! Shekels! That's right!
That's right! Yeah! Ow! Ow! Ow!
Yeah! O-ooh! Jazz hands! Let's go!
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Hauhe Sashu
Reytru Saheiaru
Aeyahei Hauhe
Ouhaheiheueurraeeugh
Who Hoheiha Teihour
Who Lauhei
Making Bullshit up as I go
Along To This Song
I don't know
What the fuck I'm doing
Making shit up as I go
Along I'm Something
Oeuoh Hurting.
Rahei Hautaur
Tetatupa
Ratei Tauhaur
Seita Teihei
Ratei Papa
Neyno Detu
Darth Vader Is
A Piggle Man
I am making shit up as I go
Because I cannot think of
Anything to talk about
Apart from the fact that I'm making shit up
Rapapah Rapapah
Rapapah Rapapah
WAOH WAOH WAOH WAOH
WAOH WAOH WAOH WAOH
DUNDUNDUNDUNDUNDUNDUN
DUNDUNDUNDUNDUNDUNDUN
PLBBBLBLTTLTLLTLPLTBTLTBLT
PEEOEOEWOAWOEWOWOEAOO
DA DA DADA DA DA DAADA
DADADA DA DADADANANATA
DA DADADA DADADA DADAD
DAAAADADADADAADDDDAADA
DADAOOOOOO DADAOOOOOO
TATAOOOOOO TATAOOOOOO
PAAOOO PAAOOO PAAOOO
PAAOOO PAAOOO PAAOOO
Heeeyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
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OOOOOHHHHHHHHHH!
Nonanonanonagon?
Nonanonagon.
Nonanonanonanonanonagon!
Yeah, alright!
And it just keeps going!
And it keeps going!
And it keeps going!
And it keeps going!
OHH YEAH! YEAH!
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How can you help the world,
If you can't even help a squirrel.
How can you help the world,
If you can't even help a squirrel.
How can you help the world,
If you can't even help a squirrel.
How can you help the world,
If you can't even help a squirrel.
Obama is a fake. Obama is a fake.
Obama is a fake. Obama is a fake.
Obama is a fake. Obama is a fake.
Obama is a shape-shifting reptillion from space.
240p ...how can it be?
240p ...how can it be?
You can't explain it.
Alien eyes, what a surprise.
Alien eyes, what a surprise.
Obama is a snake. Obama is a snake.
Obama is a snake. Obama is a snake.
Obama is a snake. Obama is a snake.
Obama is a slippery slithery snake from space.
FLV compression caused the great depression.
FLV compression caused the great depression.
Open your eyes, alien surprise.
Open your eyes, alien surprise.
Obama is a jew. Obama is a jew.
Obama is a jew. Obama is a jew.
Obama is a jew. Obama is a jew.
Obama controls you, he did 9/11 too.
Obamer Defamer. Who couldn't blame her.
Obamer Defamer. A Lover, or Hater.
Obamer Defamer. Who couldn't blame her.
Obamer Defamer. I love this flavour.
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Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!
Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!
BEETHOVEN IS DEAD!!!
You're free.
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Swiggity swag
What's in the bag?
Obama dressed in DRAG!
I really need some help because this is becoming a problem
That didn't really rhyme but you could probably help me solve 'em
I don't know!
A newspaper column.
PLEASE HELP ME!
Alligator Insulator Elevator Escalator
Alligator Insulator Elevator Escalator
Defecation Proclamation Constipation Through the Nation
Defecation Proclamation Constipation Through the Nation
Don't be a f*g. Don't be a f*g.
Don't be a f*g. Put your money in the bag!
DON'T BE A F*G. DON'T BE A F*G.
DON'T BE A F*G. PUT YOUR MONEY IN MY ASS!
I'm crazy like Slim Shady
I have stacks on stacks even though I'm lazy
I've got my finger on the trigger on some n*gga that tried to eat my KFC chicken dinner
Bush did 9/11
He thinks he's goin' to Heaven
Little did he know Hell is like a 7/11
Illuminati is confirmed
Obama is a worm
And I'll vote for Sanders just so I can feel the Bern
Your dad is a f*ggot
Your mom sucks more dick like a magnet
Kill yourself!
I hear there's some bleach under the cabinet
I am a MAN, she is a WOMAN!
I'm a GerMAN, she's a GerWOMAN!
I'm a SweedMAN, she's a SweedWOMAN!
I'm a Japan, she's a JapWOMAN!
GIRAFFE IN MY RECTUM
Life always finds a fuck
Well, you know how it goes.
When you pew pew your zing zangs, and rigmarol each your ting tangs.
And you feel like you must wala wala the bing bings.
You gotta go back to the world and do deep things.
And listen to the message of the lord!
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ELITECORE sets out to tackle the human condition. Covering all genres from jazz, hardcore, classical, techno, ambient, and death metal, brought together with gorgeous midi arrangements and stunning vocal performances, this album will keep you on the edge of your seat.
This album also intends to dismantle common musical tropes. Jamez breaks all the rules with his masterful composition, defying scales and tempo, and challenging other artists to step up. His lyrics pose deep questions about life, the universe, and the very nature of reality itself.
